The Top 10 Rejection Lines used by women n their meaning
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my DAD.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You ugly dork.).
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and half a gallon of Ben & Jerry's icecream.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same *solar system*, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off the likes of you.) (or I'd rather be gang raped by midgets.) (or I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire.) (or when bats fly out of my butt.)
...and the number 1 rejection line used by women is...
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
women can be real bitches eh.. sad .. :P
Posted by Sshree at 4:41 PM
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