Top 10 Things Men Say And What They Mean
10. It's a guy thing.
(There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.)
9. Uh huh, Sure, honey, or Yes, dear.
(Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.)
8. I'm going fishing.
(I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand with a stick in my hand by a stream, while the fish swim by in complete safety.)
7. It would take too long to explain.
(I have no idea how it works.)
6. Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.
(I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.)
5. Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love.
(I forgot our anniversary again.)
4. You know how bad my memory is.
(I remember the theme song to 'Monty Python', the name of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.)
3. Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal.
(I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt.)
2. I can't find it.
(It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.)
...and the number one thing Men say...
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1. I don't need to read the instructions.
(I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.)
(ps: its nothing personal guys ;))
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